i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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