I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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