Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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