6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You dont lie about slip and slides
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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