we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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