my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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