What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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