Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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