just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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