Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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