i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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