Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
tell me about the eggs
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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