Kiss
Puke
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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