and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
