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That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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