This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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