I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
