so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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