I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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