I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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