I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize