this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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