If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You're like the curious george of whores
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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