So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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