well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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