I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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