They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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