yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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