i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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