Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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