The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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