Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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