you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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