Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
this beer tastes like vomit already
She tied me up with her honor cords...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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