Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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