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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

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  nevermind its newpaper

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  All's fair in love and war. and tinder.

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• (714): View more from California

  I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low

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