Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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