the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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