how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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