If i come over, it means nothing
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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