Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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