I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My ass is underappreciated
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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