What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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