My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
