I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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