Having a random hookup so left but love u
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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