There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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