is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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