absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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