gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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