she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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