Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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