no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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