Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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