Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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