and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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