Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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