You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I think my moral compass just broke
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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