white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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